A Glass I Hope Will Never Shatter

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:05:23 GMT

Psychoanalyze Yourself; Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating! )

This is pretty cool!

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
No one.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A lion.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Eye contact.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
HUGE!

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining
table. What is on it?
A big meal.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A red cup.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it there. It's probably used anyways.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at
a body of water how big is it?
A small pond.

10. How will you cross the water?
Jump over it.

After you copy and paste into a reply to this entry, you can click on the (read more) cut to find out what the answers mean.

The ANSWERS

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:41:56 GMT

radio clipped: My mother says...
Ashley: go on
radio clipped: "Dile a Rosa Maria que se este de rastrera y que venga el fin de semana que viene!"
Ashley: hha
Ashley: well
Ashley: what r u waiting for
Ashley: tell her son
radio clipped: What?
radio clipped: Which son?
radio clipped: LMAO.
----------------------- 4:28 pm -----------------------
radio clipped: De que hijo es que tu habla coño?
----------------------- 4:32 pm -----------------------
Ashley: im calling u son
Ashley: dumbass
radio clipped: I don't have a call.
radio clipped: Coming through.
radio clipped: -_-
Ashley: omg
Ashley: could u possibly be any more retarded

radio clipped: My phone hates other phones.
Ashley: omg sanniel
radio clipped: Whaaaat!?
Ashley: im calling u a name
radio clipped: Do you want me to call?
Ashley: im calling u son
Ashley: i said tell her, son
Ashley: get it?
radio clipped: Okay, ill call.
radio clipped: Nhmyuijkzx78cderf342.
radio clipped: Now you're not picking up.
radio clipped: WTF. Get the phone.
Ashley: omg what
Ashley: who r u calling
radio clipped: You're the one calling.
radio clipped: I'm calling you.
radio clipped: Weren't you calling me?
Ashley: omg
Ashley: WHAT THE HEELL IS WRONG WITH U
radio clipped: O_o
radio clipped: Whaaaatt?!2
Ashley: i didnt tell u i was calling u
radio clipped: What is wrong with you?
radio clipped: O_o
radio clipped: Than what did you say?!
Ashley: i told u that i was calling u son
Ashley: bc u thoguht that i told u to tell her son
Ashley: im not telling u to tell her son
Ashley: i told u to tell her and then i called u son
Ashley: how r u not getting this
Ashley: lkfsdhgkjhg!!!!!!!!
Ashley: ahhhhhhh
radio clipped: I cannot understand.
radio clipped: What are you speaking about?
Ashley: i see that
Ashley: ok
radio clipped: O_o
radio clipped: Do you want me to call you or not?
Ashley: lets start from the top
Ashley: u told me what ur mom said about whatever
Ashley: what she said about my mom
Ashley: riggght?
radio clipped: Bnmhjx~cdf.
Ashley: LISTEN TO ME
radio clipped: Pick upppp.
radio clipped: Noo.
radio clipped: Pick up.
radio clipped: OKAY!
radio clipped: Last time...
Ashley: u told me about what ur mom said about my mom
Ashley: idk where my fone is!
Ashley: i dnt hear it
radio clipped: I'm calling again.
Ashley: sanniel
Ashley: i didnt want u to call me?
Ashley:
radio clipped: Ashley
Ashley: whatt
radio clipped: Than what the fuckkkk did you mean
radio clipped: NbhmgjYUikxc~dfer3.
Ashley: OMG
Ashley: from the top
Ashley: from the top
Ashley: u told me
Ashley: what ur mom told u
Ashley: about my mom
Ashley: riiiight?
radio clipped: Yes.
radio clipped: O_o
Ashley: u follow me?
Ashley: k
radio clipped: Yeah yeah. Proceed.
Ashley: and ur mom told u to tell my mom
Ashley: so i said
Ashley: well what r u waiting for....tell her, son.
radio clipped: Ahhhheeem.
Ashley: and u thought i was telling u to tell her son.
Ashley: like one of my brothers
Ashley: but i wasnt
radio clipped: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ashley: and u asked me
radio clipped: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
radio clipped: Give me a second.
radio clipped: I'm peeing.
radio clipped: Lm,fao.
radio clipped: Zxcdfwershjk3u24yi8wqzaxc.
Ashley: and i was like noo sanniel, im CALLING u son
radio clipped: Hahahahahahaha.
radio clipped: Hshshnjdhjnwersdfnmhjkdf.
Ashley: like how u say
Ashley: WHATS UP SON?
Ashley: like that.
radio clipped: I get it nowwww.
Ashley: and then u thought i was actually calling u
radio clipped: Hahahahahahahahhaa.
Ashley: like ring a ding
radio clipped: LMFAO.
radio clipped: HNJYUISDFKXDBFNWERSHJKYUI3.
Ashley: yaaaaaa
radio clipped: 7QWUEYESBNMCFVGHJ.
radio clipped: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ashley: wooooooooooow
Ashley: im saving this conv
radio clipped: SO I'M I!
radio clipped: Hahahahahahahahahahah.
radio clipped: Damn!
Ashley: cuz this is by far one of ur most retarded moments
Ashley: haha
radio clipped: ROFL.
radio clipped: EVER.
radio clipped: I don't think I've been this stupid.
radio clipped: Hahaha.
radio clipped: Omg, I'm tearing of the laughter.
radio clipped: Ayyyy! Dios mio.
radio clipped: Yo si soy bruto.

The dumb bug bit me. & I dumb isn't an adjective.

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:58:27 GMT

I think that if I really gave one more fuck Id upadte this a bit more. See the thing is nobody comments my entries. Actually, Nobody has Livejournal to be exact. So, give me 3 reasons why I shouldn't delete my account.

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:10:46 GMT

I like don't know what the fuck hs gone on for the past month. I just woke up from a severe coma that almost took my life.

:D That might've been a good excuse for not posting anything. But it's not true. I was just plain lazy. I'll be coming back and shit more often now.
Eventhough school has now started and i'm about to get a job. I'm sure i'll find some time to post and comment people's entries. As long as I am commented as well. Because the thing that most bored me about Livejournal was the fact that not a lot of people did comment. They just took and used without crediting or commenting.

As for now, I'm just trying to get some icon tutorials. Anybody got any?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:58:07 GMT

WOO! I Finally moved! :D & I have internet in this house now So I dont have to post shit from my crappy sidekick anymore. LOL. I'll be posting and posting and posting and posting soon. If I had something to say I would post now, but .... *light bulb flashes* OH! I got my schedule the other day! It's pretty depressing how I got to school all happy and them left so sad and dissappointed. Those idiots took away my Economy Honors! & My Culinary which I have to complete two years of. Not to mention Photography and Psycology which I wouldve gotten if they didnt give me the Intensive shit and the Health! D: I will speak to my counselor tomorrow about everything though. :] Let's just hope he can get convinced without a blowjob. HA! Just kidding.

50 ICONS!

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:39:23 GMT

[01-05] Heroes
[06-10] John Tucker Must Die
[11-16] The Devil Wears Prada
[17-22] Scoop
[23-28] Hayden Pannetiere
[29-31] Amy Winehouse
[32-35] Emily Blunt
[36-38] Jesse Metcalfe
[39-42] Anne Hathaway
[43-49] Shia Labeouf
[50] Johnny Knoxville

Its just all the icons ive posted at [Bad username: thehollywoodinn �in one post.]

Im gonna kick his ass!

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:25:45 GMT

:] I can die happy now.

10 Icons.

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:01:51 GMT

[01-03] Amy Winehouse
[04-07] Emily Blunt
[08-10] Jesse Metcalfe

Here @ thehollywoodinn

Please: Credit. Do not hotlink. Comment.

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:38:55 GMT

Moving is incredibly annoying. D: Especially when you have to pack & unpack. Brightside: Better house.

POOL HERE I COME. ;]

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:10:24 GMT

I've been giving up on everything lately. I think its time I start working hard for what I want. If you know me you know what that is. ;]

I need some inspiration. My graphic journal hasn't been updated in ages! ;jhasjhdasdujhoqewropui SHIT!

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:50:52 GMT

I was watching TV and came across a channel that was playing America's Funniest Home Videos. I sat there and laughed so hard. Mind you this was 3am. Then I saw two "come buy your uniforms and school supplies here for the back to school fall season!" commercials. FUCK. It's almost over. D:

Devil Wears Prada Icons

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 00:16:46 GMT

(click here for the rest)

Please comment if you're taking or if you just
think they're descent looking or better.
No haters. Thanks. [:

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:23:07 GMT

4th of July was pretty amazing. I saw Transformers early in the day and then went for a BBQ at my friends house and had a lot of fun there. After I got home me & my cousin played mancala alll night. That game is addictiong. Anyhow, Guys I forgot how to change the number of entries that show per page. I have way too many and it's terribly annoying.

thehollywoodinn is the shit. :D Comment my graphic Entries.

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 20:16:51 GMT

Im quite happy, actually. My mother has decided to give me a hug today & not bitch about my personality. It's happens once a year. So I better enjoy it while it lasts. She also spoke to me about her plans to take us to the Nickelodeon Resort. As random as it is for me to tell you this, It was my cousin's birthday yesterday and I called once. She didn't pick up. I decided not to keep calling not only because she will stay here for a month in a few weeks but because when it is my birthday I dont like people calling to wish me a Happy Birthday, especially when it's at like 8 when there's only 4 hours left of the day. Haha, It also funny when people who you never speak to year-round call you to ask questions like "Is there more pubes?" LOL. Here are some pictures of the Resort we'll be going to soon, If she doesn't get a menopause anger attack. I hope I get the Spongebob area. [:

Picture 1 Picture 2

Musica, please.

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:58:17 GMT

Rain again. & I was ready for the beach. D:
Well, They've given the Klaxons' Golden Skans video on MUN2 & Fuse over 5 times today. That made me quite happy. I like them. I need some new songs on my iPod. Anybody recommend anything?

23 days later...

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:45:37 GMT

Can anybody tell me how 45 days turned into 23? Why the fuck is she free?

$9.29

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:41:40 GMT

I am back home. Rapids water park was pretty fun. There was lots of people, but we managed to have fun. Finding cheap food was a mission we didn't complete. $9.29 For the most unpleasant tasting Chicken Tenders & a Small Soda isn't cheap at all. Not riding the big green 6 people tube because we had to leave didn't bother me as much as it bothered my cousin. He's still talking about it right now. Oh well, It was fun. & Im back home. Out of shitty Miami. [sarcasm] I miss the people from there already. [/sarcasm]

Yo.

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:55:32 GMT

Yo is the word you should use. You're not a prep just because you wear Hollister. You actually look quite pathetic trying to say you're a prep, but then again you are all too rich to act gangster. Oh well. I guess Miami just absoultely isnt worth it anymore. Everybody got all conceided ever since that Hollister store opened. D: Im burning all my "preppy" clothes.

High as a kite, without drugs.

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:58:39 GMT

Yesterday was amazing. I went to a party. & then Pam & Amy came and slept over. They get along with my sister, a lot more than I thought. We ate like pigs and watched the finale of Celebrity Fit Club & the Charm School Recap after that at 12am started this thing about Britney Spears on E! That went on until 3am. We saw the whole thing and endep up liking Britney again. Christina can drink our crotch juice. Um, today we woke up at 1 and fixed my cellphone cam & I was able to take pictures in the grassfield. We also went to see contruction sites & found a pretty model. :D after we got home from our long walk we saw POTC One & POTC Two. After that was over we took a short nap & then watched Moulin Rouge. After that was over we decided to play board games & then went back to sleep. Then, Woke up at 11pm & sang karaoke. It has been fun. Its 2am. & My sister asks if she can see Amy's glasses and says "Wow, this is worse than my brother. Your blind!" & Amy with confused look asks my sister "Your brother uses glasses?" Haha. I love her.

I still go to Taco Bell!

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:32:06 GMT

She is truly amazing. This made my good day even better.

Everywhere the surfer goes 8 days later the planet dies.

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 23:29:37 GMT

I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer today & I have to say that I have learned my lesson. Do not judge a book by its cover. Lawl. The Movie was amazing & from the trailers & promotionals I thought it was going to be pure crap. I think the ending was amazing. But Jessica Alba's character, Sue Storm, kept getting on my nerves "Omg, leave that alone we have to get married!" While a helicopter explodes over New York City. Haha, Bitch is crazy.

After the movies, Me & my friend decided to go to Coldstone & this Asian boy there was giving me the dirtiest looks i've ever recieved from another person, or from anybody asian for that matter. & I was all like looking at myself & smelling myself. But then I realized it was my friends ex! He dislikes me because he probably knows I support her not getting back with him. Pfft, Little hoodrat. You're supposed to sing when I walk into Colstone not shoo me away with your ridiculous stares. Ima get you fired.

Heroes Icons.

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 00:43:10 GMT

Ive decided I need to stop being selfish & lazy.
& I need to stop using other peoples icons &
make & share my own. So here I made some.
If you like Heroes, Feel free to use them..
If you are taking comment.

Previews.

6 More under the cut, son.

Sun is in the sky :D

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:55:12 GMT

I think this song is absolutely amazing.
I saw the video being premiered on FUSE
& got sooo happy. :]

All I wanted was milk D:

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:15:53 GMT

I was at Publix with my friend earlier this morning. I was buying milk because we had no milk at my house & i was craving this caramel milk thing my grandmother makes. Well, My milk was apparently expired. Um, Publix please check your shit. I could have bought that! $2.99 wasted on expired milk. Thank god my friend realized it was expired. I also think the cashier noticed too. She just stayed quiet and giggled about it, that bitch. Soo, As I went to get a different milk, somelady cuts in line in front of the lady behind me who actually waited until I got back with my Unexpired milk. Well, the lady that cut in line and the real lady that shouldve been behind me got into an argument & i was somehow later pushed into it. So i was going at it with Mrs. Cutter too. She was saying 'Ahhh, You rude little teengers!" , I just ignored her and left. :D Yay.

In regards to the puking, It has stopped. I guess it was because I wasnt eating. After I ate it hasnt happened. :O Oh well, Human Body and its weirdness.

Oh & It's sunny again! Im going to the pool later with Michelle.

I Need an Umbr-eh-lla ella ella eh eh eh.

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:43:00 GMT

It's raining. & I had plans today. Plans that need sunlight to be accomplished. Man, I just hope that Florida decides to be weird about weather today and pops out a 120 degree sun two minutes after the rain. Because I need to leave this house. I like the pool. :D It's fun. Gaah. But I need to leave soon, So it better stop raining.

Okay, So how about I've been constantly puking out of no where? I havent even been eating. So what the fuck Im I puking? My intestines? Who pukes air out? SHIT, Im a weird little kid, If I may say so myself. I don't think anybody else pukes without eating nothing but a pb&j for 36 hours. & If you have please "hit me up" & tell me how you've delt with it and how to solve the problem. I dont wanna puke anymore. It's hurts my chest.